Archive for September, 2009

No Job is TOO Small for the Knolls Ranger!

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Ranger at Trader Joe'sGreetings Citizen!  The Knoll’s Ranger here, giving you a happy dose of Bixby banter!

Last Saturday your humble hero (that’s me!) found himself grappling with a different kind of foe, namely the villianous grind of the grocery baggers life with all it’s ancillary demands of expediancy, care, and craft!

That’s right, I found myslef at Troy’s Trader Joe’s at 4121 Atlantic Avenue amongst fine staffers such as Pearl and Larry!  I learned a lesson in double bagging and feasted on all the free sample my cowboy hands could corral (The Pesto Pizza was simply divine!) and even took a second to snag a pic with my fast friends the Duke and Duchess of Bixby Knolls!

With the Duchess

As a Ranger, I rave that the store was spanking clean, the and the products pristine!  The only bit of confusion came when multiple shoppers asked me about my non-existant horse (Note to self:  Must find an equestrian buddy.)

“The Knolls Ranger rides into Bixby Knolls” on

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Bixby Knolls welcomes their "official superhero" the Knolls Ranger. Thanks to Thom Wasper for the photos.Creative firm Smolarcorp and the Bixby Knolls Business Improvement Association are introducing the “Knolls Ranger,” the official Superhero of Bixby Knolls

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First Friday was a Hootenanny!

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

Howdy Pardners! I had a blast dancing and prancing along Atlantic this Friday.

Folks were out en masse, looking for a good time and finding one in Bixby Knolls – as they sashayed about!

The summer heat took the starch out of my collar so I was glad the Big Red Bus was providing free transportation along the avenue for tired cowpokes like me.

Hey Look! Here I am posing at Pixie Toys with a lunchbox I made there! Fun, and functional! Yee-haw!

I had so much fun celebrating Poly High School’s centennial era with the Jackrabbit, I didn’t have the heart to tell him I went to Wilson : (

By the way, did I tell you I support alternative transportation? This mosaic art car is pretty alternative!

Finally, the guys at Jammin’ Music and I began the long and arduous process of establishing a Knolls Ranger Theme Song.

Welp, there’s lot’s more to write but I’ve got a city to defend!